Death and the Maid Haikus

Dead on arrival
Hours and hours must have gone by
So sick of tofu.

Abhorrent little mess!
Monochromatically she stares
"Now step in, raise the axe"

My crayon box, all reds
Help me draw pictures
Of my dead nanny.

I give very good advice
But I very seldom follow it
What a mess I've maid!

An homage to Basho:
An old tub of blood,
A body jumps in. Look out,
She's right behind you!